Blessings (grudgingly)

This one's for you, Sister.

1) I'm back in Kansas City
2) I am full of good food
3) My family loves me
4) I had a nap

There. Those 4 things are great.

bah-humbug

The Last Days of Judas Iscariot

(Read this play, you won't regret it)


Cunningham: Okay, you say God made you-
Satan: God did make me-it says so in the Bible.
Cunningham: I know about the Bible, Mister Satan. It also says in the Bible, in...in Matthew I believe. In Matthew it says: "A good tree cannot bear bad fruit," correct?
Satan: Correct.
Cunningham: So are you saying that you are good? Or are you saying that God is bad?
Satan: I would never say that God is bad.
Cunningham: So, then, are you telling this court that you're good?
Satan: I don't know- are you good, Counselor?
Cunningham: That's not what I asked you!
Satan: I'm sorry.
Cunningham: Just answer the question.

Satan: I don't believe in Good and Bad. What I believe in is Truth.