Computer virus

You were created by Apple weren't you? Just to make me want to buy a Mac so I never have to deal with you again. I hate you. I hate Marnie for bringing you to me. If I lose my writing (and it looks like you're a fan!) I swear on Dear Johnny (and he'd totally back me up on this) I will destroy you. I will hunt down your viral family. Your virus mother, your virus children, your estranged virus uncle, and I will kill them all.