This is what's in my brain:

Why the hell is Naveen Andrews on Law and Order? Have you fallen so far, Sayid? I hope not. (3 weeks)

The biggest headlines today were the earthquake in Haiti and Conan v. Leno.
Conan ftw.

I'm watching local news and the fire department is practicing ice rescues in Lake Springfield. We have a lake?!? Why didn't I know that? Lakes are kind of hard to miss, right?

The sports guy is way too enthusiastic about high school sporting events. He's old and this is boring. There is no way I spelled 'enthusiastic' right. No way.

If I walk past a vending machine and there's candy hanging there, by the coils, I will for certain smack the hell out of that machine to get the candy. I don't care what it is. Even if it's Skittles. I hate 'em, but hey, Free Skittles. Put that in your Sprite and chug it.

I've been sitting in this broken, horrible armchair for the past 4 hours. Productivity fail, relaxation win. It kind of bothers me when I come home from class and someone else is sitting in my chair. Like, a lot. I don't know why, I've never claimed it really, just sort of thought it was understood that if I sit somewhere long enough in my bathrobe, that place belongs to me. My chair.

I was at the boy's house for 3 days straight, prompting Ferranto and Cole to ask if I'd been peeing there. 'Marking my territory', they called it. I said yes. All your boys are belonging to me.

Andrea MacMullen, better known as the girl who trashed the McDonalds in K.C, said that the girl behind the counter 'prompted' her to it. She got charged w. a felony and hid in her closet. 'They set her off'. The anchors are making fun of her and Lisa Rose (anchor) just laughed and lightly hit the male anchor in the chest while telling him to 'shut-up'. I think they may be sleeping together.