Sasha's sweet Revenge

So, look, I know there are certain things you don't say or do to (or around) certain people, we all know that. But it's only a rule because it's so fun to break.

I got in a fight. Well, I got in the middle of a fight because alcohol makes my heart bleed for the innocent.

I went to a party. It was fun, all is going well, and then two meat-head, dead weight of society types start pushing each other around. Okay, look, this isn't Sasha's party scene. This is a garage full of 'tough guys' wearing their best (and probably only) Affliction t's. The girls are, well, you know the type. So we're in the garage, music blasting from the lifted super duty ridiculous whatever truck and these two kids start fighting. The smaller (but still quite large) one has an earring. Yes, it's those people. I swear my attendance was endorsed and re-embursed in one way or another.

Okay, Earring takes a punch to the side of the face and suddenly he's not wearing an earring anymore. Ouch. And hilarious.

Huge guy goes after notearring again, but this time Earring's very, very small girlfriend decides it's a good idea to break them up. Of course, the liquor in me is not about to see this small thing get destroyed. Sasha stands up, Sasha joins the fight, Sasha realizes she's not that much bigger than the little girl. Sasha looks for an exit.

I grab the little one and at this point the beer in the spectators starts pumping and they decide to give me a hand. Who knows, maybe it wasn't the alcohol so much as the sight of two very little, very lost girls in the middle of the mess that got them going. Either way, next thing I know Petite One and I are concentrating all of our powers on moving her boyfriend up the stairs and into the house while the boys hold back the Monster.

One problem: Earring is a boy. Boy's are proud. Boy's don't run from fights. So what does he do? He spins around, grabs my arm to get leverage and rockets himself down the stairs again. Taking of course, a large chunk of my forearm with him.

I left shortly after that.