Sasha fights the GossipGirl

Oh, hey now little one, little girl. You are tempting me something fierce. Tempting me to punch your stupid face, for one.

But no, we're a bit more subtle than that aren't we? Females as a whole, I mean.

There's this little one, young girl. It's not my fault that she's terribly insecure. I'm not the one who messed up her last relationship, but if she doesn't cut it out, I'm sure as hell gonna play with this one. Sometimes it's so hard not to become what people seem to want to coax out of you. She's sad that she'll be lonely, and sure, I do have a history with her beau, but really, it's not my fault and I've done nothing to deserve this behavior. Little girl needs to watch her attitude.

Here's the story in full:

I was at a party this weekend past and I know some people who know some people so I'm having a pretty good time. Soaring, soaring around the room. Little girl intercepts me, looking for a share. Well, I'm having none of that but am feeling so so generous. I add that we should be real life buddies or I'll start to get suspicous that I'm being used for my connections. She elevator eyes me and consents to my joke. Grudgingly. Then she wanders back to her boy. Her boy who used to be my boy. Now, I'm feeling good, good enough not to be walked on. So I call her out. One thing leads to another and now Little One is covered in my drink and I'm tottering on chipped heel. Little One.

Little Girl hates that her boy is sleeping with his ex again. Not me. The one before me. I mean, she doesn't know, none of us know, but still. We all know. Now, I've been there before, exactly actually, so I sympathize. But come on, I'm not doing anything wrong, I've done nothing to encourage bad behavior from the boy, but if she keeps this up, I may.

Like I said, it's awfully tempting and showmance is awfully fun. All I'm saying is that (by no choice of our own) the boy and I are going to be spending a lot of time together. If Little Bitch doesn't get her shit together, I may have to indulge. At least then her attitude will be well deserved.